Chelsea and Man Utd off the pitch.

Chelsea and Man Utd off the pitch.

The game of EPL 2010 season. Chelsea leads by a point. They have to wait for three season to regain the title again...meanwhile man Utd need a victory and hope the rival will slipped away. Man Utd victory will means nothing if Chelsea gain three point. Same happen to Chelsea, they have to lead and score to give pressure...     

Josh: i really want to salute you due to your team performance this season to win the EPL since the first time I met you at school three years ago... I wish I could shake your hand Sir

Robin: you can shake it sometime AFTER the last match, my loyal subject. We haven’t won a thing until the last ninety minutes are over and Wigan have been beaten.

Josh: it’s really confusing me Sir... Really?.. Do you really intend to bring the silverware to Stamford Bridge?... or just leave it as it is always been in its beloved home in old Trafford cabinet of Glory Sir?...well, it will be proceeded as you demand Sir... Right away. Is there anything else Sir?... Please Do mention it.

Robin: don’t worry about the silverware. We have a perfectly adequate cabinet and it just as nice as the one at Old Trafford, and ... NO!!! We won’t be requiring any assistance whatsoever.  Thank for offerings, though.

A minute before the last battle begins...

Robin: here we go...!

Josh: just make sure i don’t need to wait for another year to come... just for saluting and shaking your hand...

Robin: he... he... he... you always know where my hand and I are... 

Robin: Are you watching the match?

Josh: I AM

The first goal for Chelsea side...

Robin: Anelkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Josh: Rite... Command the board to fly to London and make sure they bring the cup and champagne... meanwhile... i should go to bed earlier. Ps: Who win the F1 Grand prix de Cataluña? 

Robin: I don’t know! I didn’t watch it!

Robin: Lampaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!

Josh: Give me your hand and let’s shake now. Congratulation, you have just hold us making Record in EPL history! Well-done, you deserve for the title... God, finally i can salute you and shake your hand... feel great!  

Robin: thank you bro... but there are still sixty minutes to go! 

Josh: sixty minutes to go is like hell torching for the Latics...  it could be worse for them... Oh... i couldn’t bear to watch it. Don’t tear them apart and send me the coronation wallpaper. 

Robin: i will do that! And the Latics must pay for what they have did to us at their ground earlier this season.

Josh: Oh the God the merciful... i though and always thought that... you are a man with full of mercy and loving and caring... a man with a heart of a star!... i was WRONG then... 

Robin: YES! Very wrongs! The word “kind” is not in my dictionary! Wigan are about to get hammered!

Josh: Oh... GOD!  Do hear me praying and take my poor and pity for the Latics. They are like an innocent pigs headed to a slaughtering... and Save the Soul of my distress king as well...

Robin: NO WAY! Not even Harry Potter can save them!

 

Both back again to watch the game...

Robin: Kaloooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Josh:...

Robin: Anelkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Josh:...

Robin: Drogbaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Josh: alright!!!! That’s IT!!! That’s ENOUGH! ... How do I possibly enjoy the eve mate?... change the channel to Old Trafford match! ... What a moaning Monday ahead to come!

Robin: seven goals at the Bridge for the four time this season! ...

Josh: hiks... hiks... hiks... happiness cry for your side... and also for my salubrious king!

Robin: Million records are broken today!

Josh: Joy to the world!! The blue lion has been crowned and pronounced! What an outstanding result! ... where the champagne???... Cheers.... !!!!!!!!

Robin: Just beer bro! But that was enough! Thank you for the congrats. I can accept them fully now.

Josh: See u next season mate! Well i think i am still your loyal subject!... and ... STILL! Urgh... i don’t  want to spoil your party!... See you soon mate!

Robin: ....